Well, it's official -- "Two and a Half Men" is off the air, and so is Charlie Sheen.

Time to ask the Hollywood question it's never too soon to ask: what's next?

It seems a safe bet that Sheen won't be finding a new home at CBS anytime soon.

And those rumors that he was getting a comedy show called "Sheen's Corner" on HBO turned out to be patently false.

But we can think of a few shows that would welcome Tinseltown's newest ranting, raving, anti-Semite.

"Celebrity Rehab"

You better believe that Dr. Drew Pinsky's entire staff is on the phone right now, trying to figure out what it'll take to get Sheen onto the recovery reality show. Sheen would make former subject Janice Dickinson look like a paragon of normalcy.

"Dr. Phil"

Not so fast, Dr. Drew -- Dr. Phil McGraw beat everyone to the punch for Ted "The Golden Voice" Williams' big breakthrough this year, and he must be itching to give Sheen some tough love. Sheen might like the idea of this better than he would "Celebrity Rehab" -- the attention would be solely on him.

"Rehab"

Yeah, this might be more Sheen's speed. TruTV's show "Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel" has absolutely nothing to do with healing -- it's about the goings-on of the hottest club in Sin City, Rehab in the Hard Rock. And we already know Charlie loves a weekend in Vegas.

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